A Collection of Punny Jokes

Question: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it already had a million degrees.

Question: What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet.

Question: When do astronauts eat?
Answer: At launch time.

Question: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Answer: Bookworms.

Question: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
Answer: A geometry.

Question: What did the paper say to the pencil?
Answer: You have a good point.

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